Mobile Red Dress Run

Date: September 11-13, 2015
Where: Mobile, AL
Rego: $37 
What: Running, Red Dresses, Beer, Shenanigans & Gimmies!
Details: Rego Closes on  9/4/15.  Gimmies are only available for the first 300 wankers AND you have to rego before 8/29/15.  The rego does not include a shirt, but they are available for sale below.  There will be beautiful hand-crafted awards for: FRB, DFL, Distant Traveler.  Also, there will be a contest held for Miss Hashpitality to include a talent round (being naked or flashing is not a talent).  Bring your "G" game!

Special Note: Have a hasher friends you wish could have cum?  Bring their address and we'll send them something special!

Shirts: See Below

Hotel: Quality Inn, 255 Church St. Mobile AL 36605; 251-433-6923

Friday, September 11th
         5:00 PM Friday Night Social - Tropics Bar and Grille at 5872 Battleship Pkwy in Spanish Fort. There will volleyball courts, games and specials for hashers!
Saturday, September 12th
         2:00 PM Registration
         3:00 PM Hares Away - Alchemy Tavern, 7 South Joachim St., Mobile.  This will be an actual trail! Come out in your most fabulous red dress but wear your hash shoes! Our hares have out done themselves this year with a trail that will include 6 to 9 bar/beer stops (FREE BEER), shenanigans, lunch, and leering conservatives. Beer will be provided at most bars, but some will be just be extremely discounted. Shots will be pay-as-you go! Jameson is always a good selection.
Sunday, September 13th
         11:00 AM Hangover Hash - details TBD


We've got an awesome design for our Red Dress Run shirts, compliments of Butthole Berry Finn! If you don't love this shirt you're probably a dickhead. Dudes are crew neck (sm-4X) and Chicks are v neck (XS - 4X) (I do have a size chart if you REALLY need it.) We're taking orders 8/14 - 9/1 so send your $15 and your shirt size today!

(Paypal to Be sure to mark it as friends and family so that there is no extra charge. ) There's a 50 shirt minimum so if we don't make the minimum then we'll refund your $.

Include your Nerd Name in the note to the seller.  Be sure to mark it as friends and family so that there is no extra charge.