Gulf Coast Hash House Harriers
Chair Force Hash
When: March 1, 2014 at 2:00 P.M.
Hares: Guten Twat, LubriCUNT and Shatner Beer
Location: Municipal (Langan) Park on 4901 Zeigler Blvd,
Mobile, AL 36608 (Exact location to come)
Cunt For Head October is leaving us on March 24th to join
the Air Force. Nothing says I want to room with, shower with and sweat with
strong grown men for 2 months than hashing with GCH3. To send him off with a
smile on his face, we are throwing him a military style/combat style/never
leave a man behind (or in his case, Never Leave Your Man's Behind) style hash.
What can you do to help? Well, start off by finding
some military related gear or clothing to augment your pathetic attempt at
hash attire. You can then get your ear drums ready to be busted via a couple of
screaming Drill Instructors strategically placed along the trail just to
intimidate you and to deliver a special dose of reality of what's to cum for
CFHO in the next few months. Remember; never spill your beer.... Wait, I mean, never
leave a man behind...
Joe Cain BBQ
When: March 2, 2014
Time: Noon or earlier
Hash Cash: $0 - Bring your own Meat & Beer
300 S. Broad St., Mobile (that's the southwest corner of South Broad and Augusta Streets). Meet in the parking lot behind the old Russell School building. Every year following the Joe Cain competitive event, we gather to enjoy the grilling skills of Monsieur le Scumbag and then watch the Joe Cain parade. Bring whatever meat you want grilled and whatever you want to drink. There is no hash trail, if you want to run a trail cum early and register for the Joe Cain 5K Classic Run ( http://www.bayarearunner.com ).
DRINKING PRACTICE and Survivor Green Dress Run
When: March 08, 2014
GCH3 600th HASH
When: March 21-23
Get Your Liver Light Checked.
4th Anal Flip Your Sister
When: April 12th, 2014
Hares: FlippyCock and Can I Fuck Your Sister?
Location: A Lil Pinkie Will Do’s House… Again.
Buttholeberry Finn’s Trail
When: April 26th, 2014
Babe’s Trail (Who Hash)
When: SUNDAY, May 18th
Survivor Red Dress (Stay Tuned to this channel)
When: May 30 - June 1
Purple Vein and Table Topper Trail
When: June 7th
When: June 21st
Etta Jameson’s Birthday Trail
When: July 16th