HASH SCHEDULE




To Hell With The Iron Bowl Trail 627

When: Saturday November 29, 2014 at 1:00 (Iron Bowl is at 6:45)

Where: 6151 Marina Drive S. Under the Dog River Bridge

Hares: Captain Snitchy Pants and some other unfortunate wanker

Hash Cash $7

What can be said about this mess? Captain promises to wear your ass out and get you dirty. To me, that sounds like any night at his house only this time, he is not going in dry!  He encourages a change of clothes and/or shoes as well as a pre-scheduled liver transplant. Don't forget your shiggy socks and put on bug spray. He has been talking shit about his ability to lay trail and I have been telling him that I don't believe a word he says so, you're welcome for that. Show up and let's get down to some hashy business. There will be plenty of time for you to wash off the mud and shame so you can get to your foosball game. Come on, admit it, you were too cheap to get tickets to the game and don't care that much about who wins anyway. You just want to hang around with a bunch of drunks watching other maniacs do crazy stuff. I'm offering you an opportunity to watch your fellow half-minds do the same thing a few hours before. 


Enzyte Bob Perl (Necklace) Harbor Trail 628

When: Saturday December 6

Where: TBD

Hares: Enzytel Bob


Hashmas 2014 629

When: Saturday December 20

Where: TBD

Hares: Rim Job


Hasnukkah 630

When: Sunday December 14

Where: TBD

Hares: Can I Fuck Your Sister? 


Butt Gravy's Boxing Day Hash 631

When: Saturday December 27tth

Where: TBD

Hares: Butt Gravy


LubriCUNT's Hangover Hash 2015 632

When: January 1, 2015

Where: TBD

Hares: LubriCUNT


Maybe LezBFriendz/Table Topper Hash 633

When: January 10

Where: TBD

Hares: TBD (G- Help Us!)


Family Hash

When: January 18th

Where: TBD

Hares: TBD


​Vulcan H3 Invasion Hash VulcanVasion 

​When: January 31st. 

Where: Birmingham,  AL

Hares: TBD

Hash Cash: TBD


Jello Love 2015 634

When: February 21

Where: TBD

Hares: TBD



ON-ON!!