Gulf Coast Hash House Harriers
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Hash #668 - The Princess Bride Hash!!
Date: April 16th
Time: 12:30 PM meet up, 1:00 Hares away
Hares: Etta Jameson
Where: 4821 Moffett Rd in front of the Dollar General (This is at Moffett and Forrest Hill Rd)
Attire: Your best Princess Bride costume!
Be prepared for an adventure to make even the most obnoxious 10 year sit up and pay attention! There might be a wall, there is definitely a hill to roll down while you exclaim your love for hashing... a swamp to rival the fire swamp! We face each other as G intended. Sportsmanlike. No tricks (no promises), no weapons (depends on what you consider a weapon), hasher against trail alone. You will need a change of shoes, maybe a towel. I was actually bitten by mosquitoes this weekend so bring your bug spray! By the end, you will still be asking, "Etta, can we cum back and do it again tomorrow?"
As you wish...
Hash #669 Flip Your Sister / Ironman Camp out
When: April 30th - May 1st 10:00 A.M. Trail starts around 2:00 P.M.
Where: 2601 Sherrilane Dr, Cantonment, FL 32533 (Casa of A Lil Pinkie Will Do and Teabag Touchdown)
Hares: FlippyCock and Can I Fuck Your Sister?
Flip Your Sister is back kids and it's going to be better than ever. Prepare your diddly holes and wear your favorite bikini or whatever counts as your sexy, summertime outfit. Test your skills in several different events including baby oil wrestling (Sister's Personal Favorite), the great shot game Drink-O, Ironman Drinking competition (Free patch when you finish), bonfire jumping (kidding) and many other events.
This is a NO VIRGINS Hash. I don't care who you are. No Virgins. We have had virgins leave circle because it freaked them out. Many, many hashers will tell you that some of their favorite stories and lost memories came from FYS. Trust them. Cum see for yourself. We promise a shower this year as well as a great bonfire to help warm you up. Dinner and Breakfast will be provided. A porta Potty will be on site as well. We might even put a light in there this year. For the Ironman, bring 1 bottle of wine, 1 12 pack of beer and we'll take care of your whiskey shots. Hey, who wants to tempt fate with the old man who threatened to shoot the pack last year when we ran through his yard? FlippyCock does. :)
Date: May 14th
Hares: Twinkle, Quarter, Just Hannah
SH3 Red Dress Run
Date: May 20th - 22nd
Hares: some Survivor Wankers
Date: June 4th
Hares: Double Deez Nutz, Ginga, Picockso
Hash #672 Muddy Water
Date: June 11th
Hares: Mud Flaps
Date: July 16th