HASH SCHEDULE (Hash cash $7, unless it isn't)
Hash 645: Uptown Shiggy
When: June 27th, Meet at 2:00, Hares away 2:30
Where: Crawford Burns Middle School, Girby Rd.
Hares: Purple Vain, Etta Jameson, & a special guest wanker
Hey you, Wanks!
It has come to the hares attention of a plethora of complaints about how we don't do things like other kernels. "Survivor does it this way." "Voodoo does this." etc. No offense intended to our sister kennels but knowing these hares, they have taken this as a chance too reeducate you on exactly how we do things in GCH3!
In your hash bags this weekend, you would be smart to bring sunscreen, bug spray, extra clothes including shoes, towels, tick checking fingers, your snitchy britches, a spider stick, hydrated organs, and a willingness to follow trail, TATER.
The hares have accepted the challenge to show you the best shiggy that west Mobile has to offer. But the ticks are out so bug spray is very recommended. As is the favorite the words of Purple..."fuck you, Vein!"
Hash 646: Deliverance Preparedness Course
When: July 11th
Hares: LubriCunt & Table Topper
When: July 18th
Hash 647: Seizure Sammich
When: July 25th
Hares: The Maryland Mauler, Saturday Night Seizure, Beaver on the Run
When: August 1st
Hares: Butt Gravy and Apple Bottom Ass Shot
When: August 8th
Avenue Q Red Dress
When: August 15th
Where: Joe Jefferson Playhouse
When: August 29th
Hares: Ginga Bite Us, Guten Twat, Just Susie
Hash 650: GCH3 RDR
When: September 12th
Bridesmaid Hangover Brunch Lubi/Purple Analversary
When: September 13th
Gulf Coast Hash House Harriers